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Funky, funky tree lovin
January 29th, 2010 by abraxas received 2 Comments »
William Shaw has been refused entry ad infinitum from a park in Airdrie (Scotland) after he downed his trousers and started thrusting away at a knothole in a nearby tree. This isn’t even the first objectaphilia weirdness to go down in Scotland recently. Last year Steven Marshall confessed to having sex with pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire, shortly after Robert Stewart, 53, was busted by two cleaners getting extremely saucy with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.
Something in the water?
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Tags: Airdrie Scotland, Bicycle, Having Sex, having sex with objects, Hostel Room, Knothole, Nearby Tree, Pavement, Selkirkshire, sex with bicycle, sex with pavement, sex with tree, sex with trees, Something In The Water, Steven Marshall, Trousers, Weirdness, William Shaw
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I feel bad for the tree…what did the tree ever do to him. LOL
I just interviewed a legendary sex goddess who makes love to trees! She talks about it in the interview:
http://thebeautifulkind.com/columns/yatbk/annie-sprinkle