Ass Smoothies, Anyone?
July 16th, 2010 by abraxas received 1 Comment »
It is hard to push the envelope in the internet porn era, but apparently we have not seen it all. Today’s bizarre niche sex site is none other than AssSmoothie, a title which gives you some idea of what’s involved, but not quite all the “juicy” details.
It goes down like this: a girl chooses her ingredients from nutritious fruits and juices, blends them up into a smoothie, lies back in a pile driver position, and funnels the smoothie straight into her ass. Then she shakes and jumps all around, “expels” the smoothie into a glass and enjoys her energy boosting beverage. Deee-lish!
This interesting take on ass-to-mouth porn leaves us with some suspicion though. The sample videos on their front page are edited so that you do not see it all happen in the same shot. It cuts from the girls dropping their smoothies into the cups straight to showing them finishing the drink. It’s possible more is shown in other videos if you dare to find out.
As for the ingredients, most girls opted for normal fruit and yogurt sorts of things, but Glauren Star had different ideas. She blended up a cheeseburger, Coke, and fries for a “value meal” smoothie. That seems different than the others for some reason. More dirty. More wrong. What do you think? Do ingredients matter? Is this whole thing over the top? Or just plain fun?
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