Bizarre Sex

A newspaper recently put up a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visit writeups. Here are some sexy highlights.

And what life-lessons should we take away from this? What cautionary tales? How about: don’t stick things up your ass, don’t let your babies suck on strange people’s vibrators, and keep sharp things like razors away from your penis.

• 31 Female Black BOYFRIEND INSERTED A BASEBALL IN HER VAGINA 4 HOURS AGO UNABLE TO REMOVAL BASEBALL FOREIGN BODY VAGINA REMOVAL




• 14 months Female Not stated PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR IN MOUTH POSSIBLE STD EXPOSURE.




• 47 Male White PT WAS DOING SOME KINKY MANEUVERS WITH GIRL HE MET, SHE PUT A PLASTIC BOTTLE IN RECTUM, UNABLE TO REMOVE. DX – RECTAL FOREIGN BODY




• 7 Male Not stated R HAND FX:STATES FRIEND TWISTED MY “FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLES, COULD HIT FRIEND OR HIT WALL, HIT WALL WITH FIST,NS IF JEWELRY INVOLVED OR INTENT




• 44 Male Other PT CUT FORESKIN OF PENIS ONE MONTH AGO WHILE SHAVING. NOW WITH INCREASED SWELLING AND LARGE ULCER. D: STD, PARAPLUIMOSIS, SYPHILIS.




• 32 Male Black PATIENT WAS FOUND LYING PRONE ON THE GRASS, HAVING SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A POLE DX-DRUGS VS ACUTE PSYCHIATRIC ILLNESS




• 26 Female Black 26 YOF USED *** BAR SOAP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HAS VAGINAL ITCH VAGINO SIS




• 65 Male White PUT BASEBALL IN RECTUM PREVIOUS DAY FB RECTUM

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Tags: Bar Soap, Bizarre Sex, Black Boyfriend, Cautionary Tales, Emergency Room, Fist, Hotel Room, Maneuvers, Nipples, Psychiatric Illness, Razors, Room Sex, Sexual Activity, Syphilis, Ulcer, Vagina, Vaginal Itch, Vibrator, Vibrators, Writeups

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