Bizarre Sex

They sure can get creative north of the border. The Middlesex London Health Unit of Ontario, Canada has published a strange new sex education game aimed at preventing the spread of STDs. In their eyes, the best way to do this is to target our anger at the evil villain known as “Sperminator,” a muscular man in a speedo and a Mexican wrestling mask, with giant throbbing cocks for arms. From these cock-arms, Sperminator fires shark-like sperm projectiles at our heroes, trying to infect them with STDs.

Our heroes, do stand a chance, however, due to their special powers. Captain Condom was a condom scientist before a freak accident turned him into “half man, half condom.” This would be a good time to remind you I am not making any of this up. Power Pap is a loveable lady who “dedicates her life to testing and pap tests.” My favorite, Willy The Kid, was bullied as the short kid growing up, and is now out to prove size doesn’t matter. His special power is “massive, rock-hard strength,” and he happens to be a black guy with a bulging package drawn right into the comic. Stereotype much? Let’s not forget Wonder Vag, whose secret weapon is abstinence.

To fight Sperminator, players must answer true or false questions about STDs. Be careful, though, because a wrong answer will bring you the wrath of Sperminator’s load. If you get hit, the hero characters say things like “Right in the Face,” or “Eww, that’s sticky.”

Now get out there, save the city, and fight those scary sperm!

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