Archive for the ‘Reviews’ Category
Friday, July 16th, 2010
It is hard to push the envelope in the internet porn era, but apparently we have not seen it all. Today’s bizarre niche sex site is none other than AssSmoothie, a title which gives you some idea of what’s involved, but not quite all the “juicy” details. It goes down like this: a girl chooses [...]
Tags: Ass Porn, Ass To Mouth, Blends, Cheeseburger, Coke, Deee, Fries, Funnels, Internet Porn, Juices, Juicy Details, Lish, Niche Sex, Nutritious Fruits, Pile Driver Position, Sex Site, Smoothie, Sorts, Suspicion, Yogurt
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Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
It’s not every day you’re contacted and asked if you want to review a luxury anal plug, but far be it from us to quail in the face (or buttcheek) of an unusual request. After our enthusiastic positive response, Virtually Adult sent us over their new eco-friendly “Crystal Delights” plug for consideration and appraisal. The [...]
Tags: Adult, Anal Plug, Attractive Object, Buttcheek, Condoms, Diameter, Eco Friendly, Embedded, Free Gift, Hilt, Insertion, Llc, Pyrex Glass, Quail, Safe From Harm, Swarovski Crystal, Warm Water
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Monday, December 7th, 2009
Hooray! Another product on the market designed to make women feel insecure! “Linger: The Internal Feminine Flavoring” is exactly what it sounds like—a mixer for vaginal cocktails. In the web site’s own words: A small, naturally sweetened flavoring, free of artificial dyes, which was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually [...]
Tags: Admints, Artificial Dyes, Breath Mints, Clambake, Cocktails, Creation Story, Curveball, Education Program Manager, Glickman, Good Vibrations, Jen Phillips, Messes, Mother Jones, Novelty Toy, Secretions, Sex Products, Tic Tacs, Vagina, Vaginal Suppository, Yeast Infection
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