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Fighting Wall Street Fraud With Hot College Girl Bodies
June 14th, 2010 by abraxas received No Comments »
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon recently was invited to speak at the Syracuse University graduation ceremonies — and many students were not happy. These days, Wall Street is used as an easy scapegoat for everything that is wrong in America, and the appearance of one of the titans of Wall Street on a college campus is sure to spur protests. Back in the 60′s these protests would have been characterized by tear gas, burning tires and even gunfire.
However, in today’s more refined era influenced by sexting and girls generally acting like little sluts, the female Syracuse students decided to protest Dimon’s appearance by disrobing. Seeing most girls today feel no compunction when disrobing for random hook-ups, impromptu sessions around the pole installed by their favorite fraternity, and random Chatroulette encounters — disrobing for such a worthy cause should be commended, right? Not quite.
Throwing off their graduation robes surely would greatly offend the typical Wall Street middle-aged male Dimon, and one would imagine he’d be scared to come within a several mile radius of the school knowing that it might subject him to thong-clad sorority sisters. These students really need to rethink their strategies. Having hot girls punish Wall Street CEO malfeasance by flashing them is probably not a cogent plan towards helping reign in financial abuses. In fact, a pledge by the Class of 2011 to fully disrobe for their Wall Street CEO speaker should financial firms clean up their act might prove to yield better results.
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