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May 12th, 2010 by abraxas received No Comments »
Authorities in Oregon have just arrested a cowboy of the sick fuck variety. Recent reports in Oregon and Washington State described a man who was schmoozing his way into high school boy’s locker rooms and paying them substantial cash for piggy-back rides. Much to the relief of Oregon parents, KGW News has just reported that this rodeo enthusiast was arrested by the State Police in Tualatin, Oregon on Monday pursuant to an outstanding drug-related warrant.
The Oregon School Activities Association had previously put out urgent warnings to local high school athletes that giving piggy-back rides to random perverts is probably not a good idea. Incidents were reported as far north as Seattle, but there were no motorist reports involving a strange man travelling piggy-back on the West Coast’s major highway, Interstate 5. It is assumed he utilized motorized transport for his interstate forays.
According to authorities, the rogue cowboy had pictures taken with students and cajoled them into autographing his (basket)balls. Although the man had a previous criminal record, this was his first equine-related offense. Some area parents are concerned now that he has been bailed out of jail pending what will surely be an amusing trial. In addition to standing warnings about drinking, sexting, texting while driving, and drinking and driving while sexting, Oregon teens are now being advised to think twice before entering the piggy-back for cash underworld. Legal analysts predict that the accused will claim as a defense that he was just horsing around.
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