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How NOT To Bring Porn Star Sex Into The Bedroom

July 13th, 2010 by abraxas received No Comments »

There’s a certain art form to bringing the world of porn into your own bedroom at home. This is not it. It looks like our buddy here violated the number 1 rule of bringing freaky shit into the bedroom, and that is know your partner. If you have the wrong girl for it, you will get nowhere by slapping her tits, pinching her nipples, spitting in her face, or cock slapping her, as this guy found out.

The other thing is how you do it. You cannot just come out of the blue and start squeezing nipple! It has to be in the natural flow of things and build on some good feelings your partner already has. Remember that it is a two way street and both people have to get something out of it.

Alright, enough with the advice. We would like to give a shout out to the girl here for having some edge in how she handled it. It’s kind of bad ass, and quite frankly a little sexy, when she hints at how she gave him sore balls and then threatens to bite his dick off.

It seems pretty obvious that the girl has a freaky side. I mean she flat out says it at the beginning when talking about the porn her boyfriend watches. It is just a matter of Mr. Johnny Smooth going about things all wrong and pretty much ruining the freaky experience. Remember guys, do not be like him and make the freakiness an enjoyable experience for both people. Trust me, you will thank us later.

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