Bizarre Sex

According to CBS News, there was a lot of excitement in the South Lake Tahoe, CA police department headquarters yesterday. The drama started after a routine traffic stop where police pulled over Steven Ferrini, pictured right, for speeding. Upon searching his car, the police found both methamphetamine as well as drug paraphernalia in Ferrini’s vehicle. However, his troubles were just beginning. Upon returning to the California Highway Patrol station, officers conducted a full physical search of the suspect, and they were alarmed to find a “device with an on and off switch” with a “wire leading down his pants and into his crotch”.

Everyone is understandably on alert after the recent Times Square incident, and police were not going to take any chances. News station KOVR reports that at this point the entire police station was evacuated, and the El Dorado County Sheriff’s explosives team was quickly dispatched to deal with this potential weapon of mass destruction. Upon extracting the device from his pants and closely analyzing it, bomb squad experts were able to ascertain that the object was actually a large vibrating dildo. Police announced this obviated the need to explode the device, and upon consultation with the local District Attorney, the determination was made that the dildo was legal and should be returned to its owner. Ferrini still faces drug charges, but at least his dildo didn’t fall victim to the fight against international terrorism.

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4. The Family Dildo

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