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Sex Toys: Lost in Translation

April 6th, 2010 by abraxas received No Comments »

Have you ever read the back cover of a “Made in China” bootleg DVD and died laughing? If so, it is your lucky day because those elite translation skills have come to the world of dollar store masturbation toys.

Check out this product’s name: BABY PUSSY

Where does that rank on the “Products You Never Want To Be Caught With” scale? It has to be pretty damn high if not at the top of the list. In fact, I’m pretty sure you can get arrested and locked up in some places just for looking at it. The thing is that it is hard to know if it was truly a lost-in-translation moment, or written like that on purpose to attract a fetish crowd. Who knows? It is pretty bizarre either way.

Next on the shopping list is an essential for any lady trying to look her best, the classic “Beauty Kit”:

Every woman’s beauty needs are different, so this product is perfect with a variety of skin tones, shapes, and colors. The name “Beauty Kit” brings a makeup kit to mind way before a vibrator set.

The strangest part about all of these products is to think about what the manufacturer was trying to say in the first place. What were they thinking? What did they want to get across? Regardless, any process that leads to these kinds of product names is high comedy in any language.

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