Bizarre Sex

Many of us have fond memories of carefree games of tag as a youth — harmless fun involving a light tap on the back or shoulder. However, times have changed, and kids these days have devised a version which is a bit more extreme. The current popularity of “sack tapping” is causing great concern among parents — as well as consternation among billions of aspiring sperm cells. This game entails mostly teenage boys slapping each other on the balls. The old adage says that “everything’s fun until someone loses an eye” — in this case, one boy recently had to have a testicle amputated after a particularly hard slap. In addition to the loss of a testicle, this poor boy is destined to be designated by Google as the kid who lost a nut when future employers and prospective girlfriends search his name.

Previously only present within the dark shadows of the BDSM fetish community, it appears that CBT is having a mainstream moment. Just like all teenage shenanigans, hours of footage of sack tapping hijinks have made their way onto Youtube — providing ample free footage to those who formerly would have to travel to some obscure third world destination in order to see shows revolving around teen boys getting slapped in the nuts. Parents and frightened testicles across the country are hoping that this proves to be a short lived fad.

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