Posts Tagged ‘Nipples’
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010
There’s a certain art form to bringing the world of porn into your own bedroom at home. This is not it. It looks like our buddy here violated the number 1 rule of bringing freaky shit into the bedroom, and that is know your partner. If you have the wrong girl for it, you will [...]
Tags: Art Form, Bad Ass, Cock, Dick, Enjoyable Experience, Freaky Experience, Good Feelings, Natural Flow, Nipples, Number 1, Out Of The Blue, People, Porn Sex, Porn Star, Shout, Sore Balls, Star Sex, Talking Watches, World Porn, Wrong Girl
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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
A newspaper recently put up a database of more than 374,000 emergency room visit writeups. Here are some sexy highlights. And what life-lessons should we take away from this? What cautionary tales? How about: don’t stick things up your ass, don’t let your babies suck on strange people’s vibrators, and keep sharp things like razors [...]
Tags: Bar Soap, Bizarre Sex, Black Boyfriend, Cautionary Tales, Emergency Room, Fist, Hotel Room, Maneuvers, Nipples, Psychiatric Illness, Razors, Room Sex, Sexual Activity, Syphilis, Ulcer, Vagina, Vaginal Itch, Vibrator, Vibrators, Writeups
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Monday, December 7th, 2009
Found this craigslist post a little while ago. Freaking HYSTERICAL. Enjoy. Dear Men of Craigslist, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It [...]
Tags: Andrea, Breasts, Cock, Difficult Women, Drinks, Dry Humping, Emotional Connection, Freak, Fuck Men, Fucking, Good Boy, Half Hour, Handy Tips, Nipples, Panties, Pleasure, Rapist, Schadenfreude, Thoughtfulness, Yoga
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