Bizarre Sex

Earlier this year a Maryland woman ended up in the hospital after a bloody mishap involving a homemade sex toy.

An unidentified couple was getting it on in the bedroom one Saturday night and decided to spice up their love making by using a sex toy. For reasons unknown, the sex toy, which we can assume was a dildo of some sort, wasn’t doing the trick. So what’s a guy to do when his lady needs an extra hand? Improvise. This chap decided to attach the sex toy to a Saber saw. Bad idea!

According to reports, the unidentified man placed a call to 911 saying “he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.” The man literally drilled and sawed his lover. The 27-year-old woman, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to the hospital by a Maryland State Police helicopter.

Police conducted an investigation into the incident and decided not to press any charges, determining the injury was a “result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.”

Next time the couple should just visit a sex shop.

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Tags: 911, Bad Idea, Blade, Chap, Consensual Act, Dildo, Homemade Sex Toy, Maryland State Police, Maryland Woman, Mishap, Old Woman, One Saturday, Police Helicopter, Power Tool, Saturday Night, Sex Couple, Sex Shop, Unidentified Couple, Unidentified Man, Woman Sex

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